Blastoidea
Well, good for you then. I'm old too yet here I am. I always appreciated the little nifty things in the pixels (fingerprint reader on the back and gestures attached to it, quick start for the camera). But I know many people who just don't like the looks and feels of the Android OS, whatever that means. And if you don't want to think much about your device I guess there are worse choices than an iPhone.
I almost sound like an advocate for apple. The point I was trying to make though is that I don't think there is an objective argument against an iphone for people who don't care much about tech or privacy and, in my opinion, that's ok. You must pick your battles, I guess.