I'm glad I made people laugh.
I use Windows on desktop because my work in tech support requires me to have knowledge of Windows. Lack of basic knowledge of Windows features have already ceased me some slight embarrassment at work. The cause of which is that I used Linux for about a decade prior to getting that employment.
I don't trust the security model of any desktop OS. With the exception of QubesOS, which I prefer over Windows and Linux. Any experienced Linux user would be able to use QubesOS. The only hard requirement for QubesOS, in my experience, is a powerful computer (which I currently don't possess).
For anything sensitive, I use GrapheneOS.
Wishing you all many laughs going forward. ;)